"Hey, Bucky, wanna do something fun?"
do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now
#disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away
Bae: Come over
Me; I can’t.
Bae: I got the Winter Solider on DVD
parental figure: “sit like a lady”
there’s a hole in my heart and it’s shaped like bucky barnes
Wonder Bar, 1934
*video game boss the size of a skyscraper*
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING"
*ten minutes later*
"that…was surprisingly easy."
*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword*
"ahhh this’ll probably be easy"
*ten hours later*
"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced."